Here we are almost at the end of February and I can honestly say it’s been a real busy month. Unfortunately not in terms of words written or money made, but then there is always March…
Back in December after a discussion with my old School friend Kevan Manwaring, I decided to stop writing my novel in the first person, and to re-write it in the third person… Oh I didn’t know what I was letting myself in for. In all honesty, at times I wish I’d thrown it in the bin and started on a new one. But as they say – and I would love to know who ‘they’ are – it’s better to be consistent and persistent. So I will keep going, although going ‘where’ may be the big question.
My friends are all keeping themselves busy, Kevan Manwaring has a new book out, for those of you with a poetic heart why not check out:
http://www.kevanmanwaring.co.uk/pageID_9305547.html
Or keep up to date with him on his Facebook or his blog:
Bard on a Bike http://tallyessin.wordpress.com/
Now I met a man along time ago playing an online game called City of Heroes, we got on well and even though he lives almost the other end of the country to me, we managed to meet up. Imagine my surprise when this little car pulled up and this huge man monster squeezed out of the driving seat. I’m 5’ 8” in my Cuban heals, Dave must be about 6’ 4” and what was more shocking than that? We look almost identical, we’re almost the same age, and we can easily waste two hours on the phone to each other putting the world to rights. Now it turns out he is also an aspiring writer, he has written many interesting articles about Writing and Chess – of all things - you can find him on:
http://djfelton.com/
But remember the first rule of Chess club is, don’t talk about Chess club!
Another old school friend of mine, Garrie Fletcher is a published poet and is also writing a novel. He’s well worth a read. Join his Facebook at:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000564317881#!/garrie.fletcher
Garrie has far more discipline than me and I have no doubt that his novel will be first draft complete long before mine. I’m tempted to lay down a wager, or challenge him to a duel maybe… Garrie choose your weapon!
Last of all, I would like to ‘BIG UP’ - I believe the term is – my good friend Toby Edmonds. We travelled to Japan together twice, and he happily edits my writing on a regular basis. Which is good as sometimes it’s really, really bad, and just when I perhaps should stop my gushing for fear that people might rumble our bromance, he has only gone and got me a ticket to see Kodo in March… What a star!
Why not check out his blog:
http://whiningandopining.blogspot.com
It always makes me laugh…
What do you mean you haven’t heard of Kodo? Ok check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPdOmY1BjAU&feature=related
So to sum up… February was busy, March is promising to be better, and I must work harder, play hard and remember to put nutmeg on my porridge.
Until next time…
Thursday, 25 February 2010
Saturday, 20 February 2010
The Torment of Mr Elms ( Short Story 2000 Words )
The small church had stood on the site for the best part of a thousand years, high on the cliff overlooking the bay. Tonight the man had been standing in front of its arched double doors for what felt like an age but had been only minutes - time seemed to have slowed. He feels uneasy, nervously looking behind him; his horn-rimmed spectacles reflect the light of the full moon. A strong wind from the sea buffets him. The aging trees around the overgrown graveyard lean and creak menacingly. Something is wrong, he knows it with every fibre of his being, but cannot explain why or what. The moon is too large and feels out of place, he has never seen this church before but somehow he knows he has visited it often. Checking his pocket watch, it’s two in the morning - it’s always two in the morning - he nervously reaches for the iron ring on the door; turning it, the latch clicks open. As he steps across the threshold into the church, the candles on the altar flicker into life, illuminating the whole interior which now appears so much larger to him – more like a cathedral in size - vast and imposing.
His sense of foreboding was growing, twisting in his gut. The altar seemed to call to him and he felt inexplicably drawn toward it. The symmetry of the vertical columns and the horizontal pews reminded him of something, or somewhere. His vision started to shift, everything felt blurred – no, not blurred, but reflected somehow. As if watching the world reflected in a lake, with its moving surface distorting the images within. The columns were now larger and more impressive, with carved bull’s, or horse’s heads at their apex, stone carvings of lions but with the faces of men - bearded men - some of the beasts had wings carved into their flanks. They all faced the aisle, replacing the pews, like a mirage in a desert. He now realised it was not the candles but the moon that illuminated this desert scene. He had reached the altar and as he stood before it the moon seemed even larger as it hung there low in the sky, seemingly close enough to touch.
“Good morning Kay!” a voice said. Kay tore his eyes from the moon, and looked in the direction of the voice. As he did so the church closed back in around him; he was standing in front of the altar, with the light of the candles flickering on his face.
“Archie! How the devil…?” Kay exclaimed with genuine surprise, Archie was sitting in a brightly striped deck chair and was dressed in his favourite Morris dancer’s outfit; his white shirt and britches were decorated with red, yellow and blue ribbons. On his head, a Bowler hat similarly decorated but with a large black feather tucked through the ribbons.
“Not too bad,” Archie interrupted, “given the circumstances” Kay walked over to the left aisle; Archie was casually sitting there by a side door and looked to Kay as relaxed as anyone might be sitting watching the sea.
“You’re looking great Archie, how long has it been: fifteen, sixteen years?”
“Nearer eighteen ol’ boy!” Archie replied with a cold smile, his public school education not quite masking his regional accent.
“So what are you doing here?” Kay asked, and somehow knew he didn’t really want him to answer.
“Well its funny you asked that, I, or should I say ‘we’ have a duty to keep singing the songs, and performing the dance, oh and to observe of course”.
“Observe what” Kay by now was slightly confused.
“Well right now… that”, Archie gave a slight nod in the direction of the ante-chamber. The door to the room was wide open - Kay realised he hadn’t noticed before, which he thought was strange given he’d been standing right next to it. Inside a thick fog or smoke obscured his vision; something was moving inside but he couldn’t tell what.
“What is it? I can’t see a thing”, Kay shot a glance at Archie and then returned his full attention to the movement.
“May I make a suggestion?” Archie continued without waiting for a reply,
“If you remove your glasses, you will be able to see ‘it’ far easier”.
“But… I don’t wear glasses” Kay snapped, putting his hand to his face, his fingers finding to their disbelief the pair of horn-rimmed spectacles.
“But, but this makes no sense, I don’t need glasses, why am I wearing glasses… See ‘what’ easier?” Kay’s eyes looked from the spectacles he was holding back into the room. The smoke-or fog-like substance inside the room started to move and swirl and appeared to roll and tumble towards the door. Kay was fixated and before his eyes the substance became less like moving clouds and more similar to dirt or sand. Picking up speed as it whirled and tumbled Kay felt the first specks of grit stinging his skin, the wind grew stronger as if pushed before the growing curtain of dust. Now the storm of sand and filth was all that Kay could see - it was still some distance away but it was massive, vast and all consuming, and then he spotted ‘it’ moving within the huge sand storm. All at once Kay realised it was too late; as he started backing away from the door ‘it’ was accelerating toward him. Archie continued to sit and watch silently, unmoved by Kay’s obvious plight. As the wave of sand broke over Kay, engulfing him, smothering him and shredding his clothes, sand filled his mouth, his nostrils, his ears and throat, he was blinded, his eyes burned. His skin was agonisingly torn from him in tatters, he tried to scream but there was nothing. Then in the darkness through burning eyes he saw ‘its’ face, it was beautiful and he knew its name...
Charles cursed his bad luck as he shoved his feet into his slippers; snatching up his oil lamp from the dresser, lighting it and then setting off down the corridor. Accompanied by the weasel-faced man from room six he quickly climbed the stairs towards the source of the screaming. Most of the guest-rooms’ doors were open, their occupants staring concerned or curious up the stairs towards room eleven. As Charles passed each of the doorways he made platitudes and politely asked the guests to go back inside, it was too cold a night to be standing about in their night-clothes. Whether concerned, confused or just plain angry the guests of the hotel slowly went back to their beds. Room eleven; he knew it would be trouble.
“Should have known better… blasted Americans!” he mumbled to himself, cursing the day he’d rented the room to Mr Elms. The screaming was so loud now, so chilling, the weasel-faced man scurried away to his room. Charles was suddenly concerned, his annoyance at being woken to deal with a troublesome guest replaced with fear. This was not going to be one of the usual instances of a spat between lovers or an abused prostitute; these shrieks of terror were otherworldly. Outside the door of room eleven, Charles paused; his hand hovered, about to bang on the door. Paralysed with fear - what would he encounter? He slowly closed his hand into a fist, and as he did so a small amount of his courage returned.
Then it stopped.
Outside room eleven Charles stood silently, confused, alone on the landing; the sound of his heart pounding in his ears. The only thing he could hear was the gentle hiss from his lamp, a clock ticked away on one of the lower landings. He knocked.
“Mr Elms… Mr Elms are you ok Sir?” Silence answered him. He tried the door; it was unlocked, which was a relief as in all the excitement he’d forgotten to bring the master room key.
“Hello Mr Elms… It’s the manager Sir; we have had some complaints about the noise! Is everything ok?” Charles hated this part of his job; entering a guest’s room uninvited, not knowing what he would find inside. His eyes scanned the room.
Willem K. Elms served as an officer in the Canadian Corps during the Great War. He had witnessed all the horrors of the Western front, advancing with his men through ‘no mans land’, through the barbed wire and the withering machine gun fire. He had survived bayonet charges, artillery barrages and gas attacks. Broken and bloody, so many of his friends and comrades had been left on the fields of Flanders; their blood mixed with the mud and residue of the mustard gas attacks. The weapons-fire drowning out their screams of pain, their prayers, and those pitifully calling for their mothers, he had known their names and mourned their passing. He knew he would always be haunted by what he had witnessed and by the terrible acts he had encouraged in his men. They had fought harder than he could have asked them and he had taken pride in their achievements. Willem had suffered flashbacks and nightmares for years after the war had ended; but nothing for over six years now, until two or three months ago. Then he started dreaming of the church on the hill, as time passed the dream turned to nightmare, and then tonight… night-terror.
“What’s your name?” Willem whispered,
“Cha... Charles” he replied nervously standing at the far end of Willem’s bed,
“I’m very sorry; will you tell them… will you tell them all?”
“Of course, Sir, Are you sure you’re… Ok, you look…” Charles trailed off he didn’t know how to tell his guest that he looked awful, disturbed, terrified. Willem’s wide eyes were looking straight through him, to a far off place.
“If you don’t mind me asking, Sir… Do you know what the nightmare was about?” Charles thought for a moment “Did you serve Sir, was it about the war?”
“I did, but it wasn’t about the war… it’s been getting worse” Willem wiped the cold sweat from his brow.
“Can I get you a drink Sir? Scotch maybe?” Charles was looking for an excuse to leave the room, he had forgotten about his bed, he was feeling deeply uncomfortable as Willem’s haunting eyes pierced him. He made to leave. Willem gave him the slightest of nods, saying nothing as he finally averted his gaze to look nervously about the room, paying close attention to what might be concealed within the shadows.
With dawn’s light Willem finally found within himself enough courage to leave his bed and seek out the toilet. For over three hours he had sat motionless and in silence, terrified of every sound, and at last, with his bladder screaming at him, he was forced creeping from his room to the communal toilets. The floorboards creaked with almost every step and each time he froze, expecting to have alerted some unseen horror to his presence. It had taken him almost thirty agonising minutes to make it to the toilets, and afterward he raced back to his room locking the door behind him. A short while later, Willem decided that he would have to go and find the church from his dream. Archie was trying to tell him something, he was sure, and was now convinced that his sanity depended on it.
As he packed his bag he paused, remembering the artillery blast that had thrown his friend through the air leaving him broken, against the debris of a cart. Willem had stopped, briefly looking down at the shell of the body that used to be Archie, tears had welled in his eyes. Wiping away an unexpected tear Willem leaned forward, picked up his bag and walked out into the crisp Winter’s morning. He had apologised again as he checked out of the hotel. Charles wished him well, but wasn’t at all sorry to see him go.
His sense of foreboding was growing, twisting in his gut. The altar seemed to call to him and he felt inexplicably drawn toward it. The symmetry of the vertical columns and the horizontal pews reminded him of something, or somewhere. His vision started to shift, everything felt blurred – no, not blurred, but reflected somehow. As if watching the world reflected in a lake, with its moving surface distorting the images within. The columns were now larger and more impressive, with carved bull’s, or horse’s heads at their apex, stone carvings of lions but with the faces of men - bearded men - some of the beasts had wings carved into their flanks. They all faced the aisle, replacing the pews, like a mirage in a desert. He now realised it was not the candles but the moon that illuminated this desert scene. He had reached the altar and as he stood before it the moon seemed even larger as it hung there low in the sky, seemingly close enough to touch.
“Good morning Kay!” a voice said. Kay tore his eyes from the moon, and looked in the direction of the voice. As he did so the church closed back in around him; he was standing in front of the altar, with the light of the candles flickering on his face.
“Archie! How the devil…?” Kay exclaimed with genuine surprise, Archie was sitting in a brightly striped deck chair and was dressed in his favourite Morris dancer’s outfit; his white shirt and britches were decorated with red, yellow and blue ribbons. On his head, a Bowler hat similarly decorated but with a large black feather tucked through the ribbons.
“Not too bad,” Archie interrupted, “given the circumstances” Kay walked over to the left aisle; Archie was casually sitting there by a side door and looked to Kay as relaxed as anyone might be sitting watching the sea.
“You’re looking great Archie, how long has it been: fifteen, sixteen years?”
“Nearer eighteen ol’ boy!” Archie replied with a cold smile, his public school education not quite masking his regional accent.
“So what are you doing here?” Kay asked, and somehow knew he didn’t really want him to answer.
“Well its funny you asked that, I, or should I say ‘we’ have a duty to keep singing the songs, and performing the dance, oh and to observe of course”.
“Observe what” Kay by now was slightly confused.
“Well right now… that”, Archie gave a slight nod in the direction of the ante-chamber. The door to the room was wide open - Kay realised he hadn’t noticed before, which he thought was strange given he’d been standing right next to it. Inside a thick fog or smoke obscured his vision; something was moving inside but he couldn’t tell what.
“What is it? I can’t see a thing”, Kay shot a glance at Archie and then returned his full attention to the movement.
“May I make a suggestion?” Archie continued without waiting for a reply,
“If you remove your glasses, you will be able to see ‘it’ far easier”.
“But… I don’t wear glasses” Kay snapped, putting his hand to his face, his fingers finding to their disbelief the pair of horn-rimmed spectacles.
“But, but this makes no sense, I don’t need glasses, why am I wearing glasses… See ‘what’ easier?” Kay’s eyes looked from the spectacles he was holding back into the room. The smoke-or fog-like substance inside the room started to move and swirl and appeared to roll and tumble towards the door. Kay was fixated and before his eyes the substance became less like moving clouds and more similar to dirt or sand. Picking up speed as it whirled and tumbled Kay felt the first specks of grit stinging his skin, the wind grew stronger as if pushed before the growing curtain of dust. Now the storm of sand and filth was all that Kay could see - it was still some distance away but it was massive, vast and all consuming, and then he spotted ‘it’ moving within the huge sand storm. All at once Kay realised it was too late; as he started backing away from the door ‘it’ was accelerating toward him. Archie continued to sit and watch silently, unmoved by Kay’s obvious plight. As the wave of sand broke over Kay, engulfing him, smothering him and shredding his clothes, sand filled his mouth, his nostrils, his ears and throat, he was blinded, his eyes burned. His skin was agonisingly torn from him in tatters, he tried to scream but there was nothing. Then in the darkness through burning eyes he saw ‘its’ face, it was beautiful and he knew its name...
Charles cursed his bad luck as he shoved his feet into his slippers; snatching up his oil lamp from the dresser, lighting it and then setting off down the corridor. Accompanied by the weasel-faced man from room six he quickly climbed the stairs towards the source of the screaming. Most of the guest-rooms’ doors were open, their occupants staring concerned or curious up the stairs towards room eleven. As Charles passed each of the doorways he made platitudes and politely asked the guests to go back inside, it was too cold a night to be standing about in their night-clothes. Whether concerned, confused or just plain angry the guests of the hotel slowly went back to their beds. Room eleven; he knew it would be trouble.
“Should have known better… blasted Americans!” he mumbled to himself, cursing the day he’d rented the room to Mr Elms. The screaming was so loud now, so chilling, the weasel-faced man scurried away to his room. Charles was suddenly concerned, his annoyance at being woken to deal with a troublesome guest replaced with fear. This was not going to be one of the usual instances of a spat between lovers or an abused prostitute; these shrieks of terror were otherworldly. Outside the door of room eleven, Charles paused; his hand hovered, about to bang on the door. Paralysed with fear - what would he encounter? He slowly closed his hand into a fist, and as he did so a small amount of his courage returned.
Then it stopped.
Outside room eleven Charles stood silently, confused, alone on the landing; the sound of his heart pounding in his ears. The only thing he could hear was the gentle hiss from his lamp, a clock ticked away on one of the lower landings. He knocked.
“Mr Elms… Mr Elms are you ok Sir?” Silence answered him. He tried the door; it was unlocked, which was a relief as in all the excitement he’d forgotten to bring the master room key.
“Hello Mr Elms… It’s the manager Sir; we have had some complaints about the noise! Is everything ok?” Charles hated this part of his job; entering a guest’s room uninvited, not knowing what he would find inside. His eyes scanned the room.
Willem K. Elms served as an officer in the Canadian Corps during the Great War. He had witnessed all the horrors of the Western front, advancing with his men through ‘no mans land’, through the barbed wire and the withering machine gun fire. He had survived bayonet charges, artillery barrages and gas attacks. Broken and bloody, so many of his friends and comrades had been left on the fields of Flanders; their blood mixed with the mud and residue of the mustard gas attacks. The weapons-fire drowning out their screams of pain, their prayers, and those pitifully calling for their mothers, he had known their names and mourned their passing. He knew he would always be haunted by what he had witnessed and by the terrible acts he had encouraged in his men. They had fought harder than he could have asked them and he had taken pride in their achievements. Willem had suffered flashbacks and nightmares for years after the war had ended; but nothing for over six years now, until two or three months ago. Then he started dreaming of the church on the hill, as time passed the dream turned to nightmare, and then tonight… night-terror.
“What’s your name?” Willem whispered,
“Cha... Charles” he replied nervously standing at the far end of Willem’s bed,
“I’m very sorry; will you tell them… will you tell them all?”
“Of course, Sir, Are you sure you’re… Ok, you look…” Charles trailed off he didn’t know how to tell his guest that he looked awful, disturbed, terrified. Willem’s wide eyes were looking straight through him, to a far off place.
“If you don’t mind me asking, Sir… Do you know what the nightmare was about?” Charles thought for a moment “Did you serve Sir, was it about the war?”
“I did, but it wasn’t about the war… it’s been getting worse” Willem wiped the cold sweat from his brow.
“Can I get you a drink Sir? Scotch maybe?” Charles was looking for an excuse to leave the room, he had forgotten about his bed, he was feeling deeply uncomfortable as Willem’s haunting eyes pierced him. He made to leave. Willem gave him the slightest of nods, saying nothing as he finally averted his gaze to look nervously about the room, paying close attention to what might be concealed within the shadows.
With dawn’s light Willem finally found within himself enough courage to leave his bed and seek out the toilet. For over three hours he had sat motionless and in silence, terrified of every sound, and at last, with his bladder screaming at him, he was forced creeping from his room to the communal toilets. The floorboards creaked with almost every step and each time he froze, expecting to have alerted some unseen horror to his presence. It had taken him almost thirty agonising minutes to make it to the toilets, and afterward he raced back to his room locking the door behind him. A short while later, Willem decided that he would have to go and find the church from his dream. Archie was trying to tell him something, he was sure, and was now convinced that his sanity depended on it.
As he packed his bag he paused, remembering the artillery blast that had thrown his friend through the air leaving him broken, against the debris of a cart. Willem had stopped, briefly looking down at the shell of the body that used to be Archie, tears had welled in his eyes. Wiping away an unexpected tear Willem leaned forward, picked up his bag and walked out into the crisp Winter’s morning. He had apologised again as he checked out of the hotel. Charles wished him well, but wasn’t at all sorry to see him go.
Friday, 22 January 2010
The Story So Far…
I finally managed to get to the cinema, to watch Avatar 3D last night – don’t panic! This isn’t going to be yet another review. But it got me thinking about life the universe and everything, not least why it has taken so long for me to see this film. Avatar a film that I had been eager to see since the trailers months before, I just haven’t had the time.
Admittedly I could have gone on my own a couple of times, but I promised to go with my ‘better half’. When did life get so weird that you have to make appointments to have a date with the person you live with? I have recently started my own business, this is very absorbing lots of meetings, seminars and coaching sessions – such is the life of a consultant. My partner also has a demanding job in the commercial sector of the construction industry.
On top of this I am writing, not as much as I would like, but on odd days – today is one of those days – I have almost the whole day to myself and plan to spend it slaving over my keyboard.
It may be a little late for a New Years Resolution, but here is mine – I’m going to make 2010 MY YEAR!
I’m going to work harder, write more. I will finish my novel and start another. I will do all this because; there is no-one who will do it for me. If I wait for the dream job, I may as well wait for the lottery to pay out - and I don’t play the lottery.
I’m sorry if this has turned in to some sort of mission statement. Normal service will resume shortly.
Until next time…
Admittedly I could have gone on my own a couple of times, but I promised to go with my ‘better half’. When did life get so weird that you have to make appointments to have a date with the person you live with? I have recently started my own business, this is very absorbing lots of meetings, seminars and coaching sessions – such is the life of a consultant. My partner also has a demanding job in the commercial sector of the construction industry.
On top of this I am writing, not as much as I would like, but on odd days – today is one of those days – I have almost the whole day to myself and plan to spend it slaving over my keyboard.
It may be a little late for a New Years Resolution, but here is mine – I’m going to make 2010 MY YEAR!
I’m going to work harder, write more. I will finish my novel and start another. I will do all this because; there is no-one who will do it for me. If I wait for the dream job, I may as well wait for the lottery to pay out - and I don’t play the lottery.
I’m sorry if this has turned in to some sort of mission statement. Normal service will resume shortly.
Until next time…
Saturday, 16 January 2010
It Was Only A Dream ( Simple Script Sample )
‘Do you want another pint?’
‘Nah! You’re Ok… I gotta’ get going soon’.
‘Cool, where you off to, to see Liz?’
‘Yeah… We’ve been talking about moving in together’.
‘Really, that’s cool man, she’s a nice girl’.
‘Yeah she is…’
‘Me and Lou were talking ‘bout her couple of nights ago, we both said we thought she was the right one for you’.
‘Really, that’s nice, cheers man. How is Lou? Haven’t seen her for ages.’
‘She’s good, gotta’ lot on at the mo’ though, what with work and studying for exams and shit!’
‘Really? Cause a little bird told me you’re in the dog house mate!’
‘Who did you hear that off then…? I bet it was Kev?’
‘Hah! How did you guess? He told me that Helen had told him, that you’d upset Lou when you were pissed the other night!’
‘I don’t know what all the fuss was about; I just said that I’d had a dream ‘bout her and Liz getting it on, while… I… Watched…!’
‘What, my fucking Liz?’
‘Mate, it was a dream’.
‘Carl, you had some wet fucking dream about my fucking girlfriend!’
‘C’mon mate wasn’t ‘just’ your Girlfriend; Lou was in it too…’
‘Oh well that’s ok then… So what was going on in this little wet dream of yours?’
‘Well that’s the cool bit, there they were…’
‘I’m gonna’ fucking twat you if you carry on like that!’
‘Sorry, sorry really… Ok? Look Paul, I don’t know what all the fuss was about, nothing really happened… Honest.’
‘Go on then.’
‘Well… It was like I was the director of a movie. I was sitting there in a chair, across from them… They started kissing, you know ‘full on’ really going for it.’
‘Really?’
‘Yeah, and then I told them to start un-buttoning each others blouses. Lou was kissing down Liz’s neck - she was digging it man! Liz had her head back, and was groaning. Then they started touching each other, caressing… you know?’
‘Yeah?’
‘Yeah!’
‘And then what?’
‘Well then I woke up, I told you nothing really fucking happened’.
‘Sounded good though?’
‘Yeah it was’.
‘Sweet!’
‘Nah! You’re Ok… I gotta’ get going soon’.
‘Cool, where you off to, to see Liz?’
‘Yeah… We’ve been talking about moving in together’.
‘Really, that’s cool man, she’s a nice girl’.
‘Yeah she is…’
‘Me and Lou were talking ‘bout her couple of nights ago, we both said we thought she was the right one for you’.
‘Really, that’s nice, cheers man. How is Lou? Haven’t seen her for ages.’
‘She’s good, gotta’ lot on at the mo’ though, what with work and studying for exams and shit!’
‘Really? Cause a little bird told me you’re in the dog house mate!’
‘Who did you hear that off then…? I bet it was Kev?’
‘Hah! How did you guess? He told me that Helen had told him, that you’d upset Lou when you were pissed the other night!’
‘I don’t know what all the fuss was about; I just said that I’d had a dream ‘bout her and Liz getting it on, while… I… Watched…!’
‘What, my fucking Liz?’
‘Mate, it was a dream’.
‘Carl, you had some wet fucking dream about my fucking girlfriend!’
‘C’mon mate wasn’t ‘just’ your Girlfriend; Lou was in it too…’
‘Oh well that’s ok then… So what was going on in this little wet dream of yours?’
‘Well that’s the cool bit, there they were…’
‘I’m gonna’ fucking twat you if you carry on like that!’
‘Sorry, sorry really… Ok? Look Paul, I don’t know what all the fuss was about, nothing really happened… Honest.’
‘Go on then.’
‘Well… It was like I was the director of a movie. I was sitting there in a chair, across from them… They started kissing, you know ‘full on’ really going for it.’
‘Really?’
‘Yeah, and then I told them to start un-buttoning each others blouses. Lou was kissing down Liz’s neck - she was digging it man! Liz had her head back, and was groaning. Then they started touching each other, caressing… you know?’
‘Yeah?’
‘Yeah!’
‘And then what?’
‘Well then I woke up, I told you nothing really fucking happened’.
‘Sounded good though?’
‘Yeah it was’.
‘Sweet!’
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
Fuji-san ( Short Story 3000 words )
My number had been called and I politely collected the two bowls of Pork and Noodles and two equally hot cups of coffee, pausing only to balance the tray on the counter’s edge long enough to grab chop sticks, sugar and more than my fair share of the tiny milk portions that were available. Surveying the first storey cafe for a good table I decided on the one in the corner, by the window. I could have chosen anywhere really, as apart from me the only other person in the room was an elderly lady who busied herself sweeping the floor and wiping down the tables. Outside, hundreds of visitors bustled in and around the large gift shops or, like us, visited the shrine to make an offering and take some photos. We had selected the café nearest the start of the trail, and apart from being conspicuously empty at lunch time, the café was wholly unremarkable. In fact I could have been anywhere in the world, but I was here, in Japan.
At the top of the stairs leading back down to the gift shop, I paused; one last thing was still required. When I was sure we were not being watched I kicked off my boots, dropped my shorts, and pulled on my thermal layer, tugging my shorts back on as quickly as I could. I then repeated the process, pulling off my shirt. Thankfully as far as I am aware my pale, hairy, chubby little torso did not cause undue distress to any of the fair natives in the vicinity. Toby had changed while in the toilets and stood there during the entire operation, as my clothes were thrown at him, like some sort of dutiful husband in the middle of a 70% off closing down sale. We now felt ready to begin our adventure and started our ascent along a narrow tarmac-covered road.
The path continued its slow climb through the trees and we greeted more and more people coming in the other direction with a friendly “Konnichi wa” or something in English when we spotted a Westerner. It was one of these young Europeans who wished us “good luck” without a smile, tight lipped and exhausted, that made us look at each other and wonder what was really ahead of us.
Five years ago, my good friend Toby and I visited Japan: we had a great time, visited many sites of interest, snapped away on our little cameras, and after a fantastic fourteen days returned to the UK vowing to return again as soon as possible. We both hoped this would be in the next year, maybe two, but life doesn’t always go to plan and sometime in the past five years one of us, and I forget who, uttered the words,
“I know: if we don’t get to do it before, why don’t we climb Fuji for your/my 40th birthday”. Until a week before the flight I was still more apprehensive than excited about this trip. In truth I was not the man I had been five years ago. That version of Lee was married and owned his own company. He was also a dedicated Martial Artist and the trip had been a ‘boys own adventure’ to a country he had been fascinated with since he was a teenager. Now divorced, bankrupt and disenchanted with the Arts, having not trained for two years I was overweight and unfit. Maybe it’s a cliché, but I was missing Lee. In this state of mind and body I had consented to climb Fuji, but I had absolutely no idea that the hardest trial of my life lay ahead of me.
It had been a much harder climb since leaving the sixth station - until then it had been a gentle uphill ramble through the trees. We were keeping a good pace, laughing and joking with each other as we walked on. Even before reaching the sixth station we could hear its tannoy system broadcasting a looped safety message for the climbers. After passing the station the trail soon emerged from the tree cover, onto a barren landscape of volcanic sand and rock. The route started to zigzag up the mountain.
As we climbed into the clouds we donned our cold weather gear. I could tell you that walking amongst the clouds was a tranquil, beautiful experience but in reality it was a bit like fog: visibility was poor and the temperature dropped. By now the effects of the altitude on my body were really starting to make the climb unpleasant. Until you experience it for yourself I don't think you can really appreciate the dizziness and shortness of breath, your heart seemingly pumping twice as fast as normal with a slightly sickening feeling as it flops around in your chest like a fish out of water. I remember listening to radio coverage of a bunch of celebrities who were trooping up Kilimanjaro for charity going on and on about the altitude sickness, and not having any sympathy for them at all. Ignorance is truly bliss. My inability to draw a decent breath had now put an end to my singing, which I’m sure Toby was very grateful for. We found ourselves further hampered when we had to clamber up some very large and uneven volcanic rocks. This section turned out to be the first of many and if it hadn’t been for the altitude would have been as easy as clambering about the rocks on a beach, if not easier, due to the absence of seaweed at 3000 metres above sea level. The lack of oxygen was now causing us both to move very slowly as we attempted to force our limbs into some action. Frequent breaks were required to get our breath back.
Two hundred metres away, the seventh station appeared as a large but ramshackle single storey hut hugging the steep slope above us. It didn’t seem that far away but with the daylight fading the orange glow of its lights made us both realise that night was drawing in. Through the gaps in the clouds below the lights of Kawaguchiko started to twinkle in the distance. I stood head down, hands on my knees, gasping for breath. As I looked up I caught Toby's eye and wasn’t sorry to see that he was apparently in much the same state as I was. He may have been faking it to make me feel better, but if he was it did the job. We had just witnessed one of the most spectacular sunsets that I had ever seen. The previous choice for number one spot in my sunset chart had been while line fishing on a small boat anchored off an island in the Southern atoll of the Maldives. As we lazily bobbed about, almost ignoring our lines, the sun had been growing steadily more orange and beautiful as it lowered in the sky; the sea reflected the sunlight, almost blinding, as the water glinted with thousands of tiny sparks. Five minutes later the sun was gone and it was night, but here on Fuji the night was thankfully a long time coming: the sunset stretched across the horizon between the clouds below us and the high level cloud that still shrouded the peak. The lower clouds looked like another mountain range in the distance against the sunset with their peaks ablaze. It was breathtaking.
As we ascended the last set of steep and uneven steps to the seventh station I was struck by the quantity of people settling in for the night, most looked exhausted but happy as they sat around chatting, smoking or forcing down the evening meal of curry and rice. We pushed on as it was almost dark and we still had to reach the eighth station where Toby had booked our bed for the night. Three hundred metres in the twilight was all that was left until we could eat a meal and get some well earned sleep. It sounded easy when I thought about it like that, until Toby pointed out it would probably take a further hour’s climb to get to our beds. At this point I was just starting to have my doubts that I could keep moving for another hour: I’m sure I could, couldn’t I?
The climb away from the seventh station was immediately steeper, the sharp and jagged volcanic rocks required considerably more care to grip or move over. After about thirty or forty metres the path resumed its steep series of hair-pins. We now had to stop for a rest every other corner, the pace had slowed and every step was a major effort, just to move your legs one in front of the other. Our conversation had mostly dried up. Now only the absolute basics as to how each other were holding up, or when we should next rest were attempted by either of us.
I could see the lights from the eighth station but as much as we walked or climbed they just didn’t seem to be getting any closer. I was on autopilot - a machine of meat just putting one foot in front of the other, over and over. We just kept climbing towards the lights. Toby was saying something to me. At first it was like waking from a dream, I couldn’t focus my mind. He was asking about taking a break. So soon? Looking about me to get some sort of bearing I realised I was close at last, it was impossible to tell how close but I was sure it was less than fifty metres. I needed to pause to take on some water. I had never felt anything like this: I was exhausted. We pushed on.
At the next rest spot I just mumbled something to Toby and continued to climb. I couldn’t stop. I knew that I’d passed my limit; my body had stopped complaining, the pain was gone, my body was numb. I had been a student of the martial arts for almost twenty years and I remember my Sensei telling me – on many occasions - about the importance of the spirit, not in a divine way but just as a human being’s force of will. I had taken gradings which attempted to break me down over many hours, so at last all I had left is technique and the will to use it. Now here on Fuji, in the dark with Toby walking a little behind me, I was alone; no-one was going to carry me to the eighth station, no-one could stop my heart exploding; it was beating so fast in my chest. What if it gave up? It may all sound a little melodramatic but I was determined to get to the eighth station or die trying, and as I staggered on I realised I had passed one of those points in my life; a defining point, a marker that I would always look back on and know that all the excuses that I had made up to this moment were just that, excuses. They all paled next to what I was putting myself through now and as I finally clambered up the steps to the eighth station and found a bench to sit on I realised I had made it.
Sitting there we exchanged a tight lipped smile. I had started to shake with exhaustion and quite possibly with relief. Toby entered the hut to sort out our booking and as I sat there staring out into the night I removed my gloves and then leant forward to untie my boots. Toby had reappeared and as he crouched next to me, he uttered what I hoped would be the cruellest joke I'd ever hear. He went on to explain we were at the new eighth station and our booking had been for the old eighth station, another fifty metres above our position. I could have cried. I didn’t think I was going to get this far; I looked up again trying to will the hut closer to us.
“Could we not stop here” I said,
“Already asked” said Toby,
“But…” I started,
“Fully booked” he said,
“Fuck it then, let’s go”,
With gritted teeth I re-tied my boots.
We had arrived, registered and after our brief tour of the ‘facilities’ we returned to the main room; our evening meal had been prepared, complete with a small bottle of water. I was by now so exhausted that even the smell of the food was making me nauseous - it was all I could do to get a couple of spoons of rice and one of the curry before I had to stop: the last thing I wanted to do was to vomit all over the hut. I drank some fluids, passed my meal to Toby, and took myself off to bed. At this point I would like to say that I was unconscious as soon as my head hit the pillow but that wasn't to be the case. One reason might have been that I had made my pillow out of my badly folded coat, or maybe it was the cold. Whatever the reason, sleep eluded me for almost an hour and when I did drop off I was disturbed twice by other people coming to bed.
Two thirty in the morning: it was cold and dark in the hut. All I could hear was the odd clink and clang of pots and pans from the kitchen and the low murmur of voices from the next room. The Japanese man at the end of my sleeping bag had woken me with a gentle pull on my toe and very politely in slightly broken English informed me of the time and reminded me that we had asked for the alarm call. Thanking him, I tried to calculate how long I had slept - not long I knew that much.
Standing there in our thermals, like a pair of modern day hillbillies, we dressed quickly to avoid the cold. Breakfast consisted of a couple of energy bars and water, and then we joined the slow procession of people making their way to the summit. We had about two hours to climb the last three hundred metres or so if we wanted to conquer Fuji in time for the sunrise. The sleep had done me the world of good and although it was still an amazing effort to keep going, the track we were following on the last stage of the climb was very narrow and the slow procession of the hundreds of climbers in single file made the pace a comparatively easy one. While I waited for my turn over one of the more difficult sections I could see just how many people were ahead of me. The snake of head torches wound its way through the dark to an unseen destination. Looking behind me, down towards the eighth station, the tail of the snake continued down past it and beyond. There must have been a thousand people winding their way up to see what we hoped would be a fantastic sunrise.
If getting to the eighth station had been a supreme test of will power, then the last stage was a test of patience. The slow pace was enormously frustrating but, as the sky started to lighten I could see people milling about around a few huts about a short distance above me. We had made it. The end was in sight. We clapped each other on the back and with renewed vigour made full advantage of the widening path. In comparison with most of the other climbers this was a sprint finish.
At the top of Fuji 3770m above sea level we had wandered past a selection of huts, most of which were much like the various stations we had passed on the way up, with nearly all the staff busy cooking food or selling tea to the exhausted masses. There were also monks selling incense and other tokens to use at the small shrine, and in typical Japanese fashion there were also vending machines selling a selection of beverages; including cans of hot coffee, so we bought two cans from the nearest machine, found a good place to sit looking out at the dawn sky, and waited for the sunrise.
I cannot speak for Toby but I was elated: this climb had almost broken me physically, and mentally this was the hardest thing I had ever endured. Far harder than losing my long battle to save my business. The grief of my separation from my wife was falling away; the ghost of that woman finally exorcised, replaced with happiness of knowing I was truly alive. In my pocket a photo of my Son who would soon be five. He would know how much I had missed him and how much he meant to me at that very moment. I would tell him about my adventures. I vowed to resume martial arts and put the politics that had poisoned my enjoyment of them far behind me. I would get back in shape physically. Somehow I understood that this journey had changed me, at this point I could only guess as to how much.
On July 23rd two men sat at the top of Mount Fuji amongst a crowd of almost a thousand people, they drank their coffee, and, as they finished one can and decided on a second, the sky opened and a sudden heavy downpour of rain sent most people running for shelter. Some had brought umbrellas, others pressed themselves against the huts for protection. Toby had returned to the vending machine for more coffee and I continued sitting there in the rain. Feeling alone on the mountain I was glad of the rain, silently I wished myself a Happy Birthday as the tears rolled down my face…
Friday, 8 January 2010
The Story So Far...
I knew it was a mistake to start this blog before Christmas, what with shopping, school holidays, family and friends; I didn’t seem to have any ‘me’ time. Well its 2010 and I can make up for that now… Can’t I?
Just after I started this blog back in December, I spent an excellent weekend with my long-lost best friend from upper school, the author and storyteller Kevan Manwaring. http://www.kevanmanwaring.co.uk/
Reunited after twenty years, I would like to tell you we ripped Plymouth up with such a drunken binge that the very Gods themselves sang songs about us….
But the truth is we had a few too many beers and compared scarves. My better half declared us ‘Metrosexuals’ which of course we denied, while throwing hand-cream and lip balms at her, in an attempt to drive the evil harpy away. We then proceeded to share tales of life over the past twenty years whilst skipping about the streets of Plymouth. I would like to think that we renewed our bromance…
I also attended one of Kevan’s book readings, to promote his latest instalment of the Windsmith Elegy. http://www.windsmithelegy.com/
It was a very cold night, the turn out was smaller than hoped, but that aside it was still a very enjoyable evening. I hope to attend the Garden of Awen event in Febuary, weather permitting.
http://www.awenpublications.co.uk/
Check out his work, join his facebook, just make a nuisance of yourself!
Until next time...
Just after I started this blog back in December, I spent an excellent weekend with my long-lost best friend from upper school, the author and storyteller Kevan Manwaring. http://www.kevanmanwaring.co.uk/
Reunited after twenty years, I would like to tell you we ripped Plymouth up with such a drunken binge that the very Gods themselves sang songs about us….
But the truth is we had a few too many beers and compared scarves. My better half declared us ‘Metrosexuals’ which of course we denied, while throwing hand-cream and lip balms at her, in an attempt to drive the evil harpy away. We then proceeded to share tales of life over the past twenty years whilst skipping about the streets of Plymouth. I would like to think that we renewed our bromance…
I also attended one of Kevan’s book readings, to promote his latest instalment of the Windsmith Elegy. http://www.windsmithelegy.com/
It was a very cold night, the turn out was smaller than hoped, but that aside it was still a very enjoyable evening. I hope to attend the Garden of Awen event in Febuary, weather permitting.
http://www.awenpublications.co.uk/
Check out his work, join his facebook, just make a nuisance of yourself!
Until next time...
Thursday, 7 January 2010
Busted ( Microfiction )
Months after our first kiss, just after Cassie’s sixteenth birthday, her Father would return from work early and interrupt our first attempted sexual encounter. He had shot us both a very accusing glance and demanded to know what had been going on. We denied everything - well we hadn’t gotten very far; after some very energetic kissing and fooling around Cassie decided it was time. We had discussed losing our virginities at length, and wanted it to be special – this apparently was special enough. I was never a very good boy scout and as usual wasn’t prepared. Unprotected sex wasn’t an option regardless of how keen we were. So we began darting around the house trying to find something suitable. Unfortunately there were no condoms to be found upstairs in either her parent’s or elder sister’s rooms.
“What about the kitchen” she said,
“You want to have sex in the kitchen?”
“No - Maybe we can find something to put on you there”, she continued.
“What, like cling-film?” this was starting to ruin the mood, and as I walked into the kitchen I found her with a couple of freezer bags in her hands.
“What about these” she smiled,
“You must be joking” I said pulling on my T-shirt.
“Don’t be like that” she said, while kissing me and trying all she could to get her own way.
It was then we heard the key in the door, dashing back into the lounge desperately tugging on and re-arranging our clothes, my pockets stuffed with underwear, before throwing ourselves into the chairs at exactly the point her Father opened the door. After some heated words we waited until he had left the room, and then on Cassie’s insistence I slipped away, leaving her to deal with his bad mood.
“What about the kitchen” she said,
“You want to have sex in the kitchen?”
“No - Maybe we can find something to put on you there”, she continued.
“What, like cling-film?” this was starting to ruin the mood, and as I walked into the kitchen I found her with a couple of freezer bags in her hands.
“What about these” she smiled,
“You must be joking” I said pulling on my T-shirt.
“Don’t be like that” she said, while kissing me and trying all she could to get her own way.
It was then we heard the key in the door, dashing back into the lounge desperately tugging on and re-arranging our clothes, my pockets stuffed with underwear, before throwing ourselves into the chairs at exactly the point her Father opened the door. After some heated words we waited until he had left the room, and then on Cassie’s insistence I slipped away, leaving her to deal with his bad mood.
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